This Just In
Young women seemingly cannot wait to be wearing next to nothing. Today and yesterday I saw so many girls inappropriately dressed for the weather. It’s not even 70 degrees out and I saw a girl wearing sandals, shorts, and a TUBE TOP. I would not wear that combination of things if I was on vacation on the surface of the sun.
I mean…it’s fine with me if hot steamy fleshy adolescents want to show off their lady parts. I am just concerned because today I went out in jeans, a longsleeve turtleneck with an undershirt, a scarf wrapped tight around my neck and shoes that covered the entirety of my feet, AND I WAS COLD.